Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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