He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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