I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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