yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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