Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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