it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
