I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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