It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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