The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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