I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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