i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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