Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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