I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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