That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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