Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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