Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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