honey bunches of taint.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i dont even know how to be here
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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