are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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