Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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