I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
we're making bets on your personal life
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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