Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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