i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
3 2 1 whiskey
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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