After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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