She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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