As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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