i already hear my dad disowning me
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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