There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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