O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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