how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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