Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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