I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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