I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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