Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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