gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My liver just broke up with me...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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