In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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