Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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