what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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