Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
