So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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