i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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