what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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