oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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