My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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