This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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