TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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