My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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