I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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