Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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