im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Alive.
So much puke
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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