Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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