I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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