How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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