I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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