How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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